I'm craving some serious quiet time right now. However, as soon as I sat down at the computer my two year old granddaughter says "Nigh Night!! Go nigh night! happy bday??" She is now singing "happy 'buth' kunkine away abcdfgee." There is NO quiet moment with her. None. Zippo. I know she can read, she's just being belligerent!
I've been perusing other blogs to get ideas for Christmas crafts and decor. It sucks. Seriously. All of the places I click on CLAIM to have small children. And yet the pictures they post make me believe that these people have never had a child step foot in their homes. Where is the clutter? The clothes on the floor? The empty sippy cups??? The food spread around?
Just once I'd like to see an honest photo of a normal family. Maybe I should head over to Awkward Family Photos. Or maybe not - Awkward!!!!
I'm apparently too tired and crabby from my recent doctor experiences to be very funny tonight. I've had an ultrasound, (no I'm not a hermaphrodite as my lovely co-worker suggested) an MRI, (I do have a brain, which I was glad to hear) an aspiration, (which is actually just a nice way of saying I'm going to stick a needle in your throat for around an hour) and acupuncture (a not so nice way of saying I'm going to stick needles all over your body and leave them in for around an hour). I've tried and tried again but instead of funny Mr. Snarky, the writing comes across as bitchy unfunny Snarky. Sorry. I have a right to be bitchy. Oh, and the Packers kicked holy hell out of my Vikings tonight. Just kick a dog when he's down okay?
Anyway, Mr. Snarky's health has been an issue lately, but don't worry. He'll be fine. You know he's feeling a little bit better when he starts writing about himself in 3rd person. So I got that going for me, which is nice. I am feeling a bit down though. Anyone have any Prozac? Maybe Jemaine can cheer me up instead.
Time to go to my happy place
Ahh screw it. Nothing helps. Time to pop a Xanax and go to bed.
